Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Day 9,787

My human vessel refused to open its ocular orbs this morning. I ingested excessive amounts of hot burnt bean extract to aid the awakening process and defecated excessively.

I spent approximately 6 hours converting a very long document from one human language to another. I am glad that I learned a second human language in my adolescence, even though it came at the price of social opportunities in my youth, as I was severely harmed by my peers when I was young due to the language barriers in the initial stages of my learning. This knowledge is how I now obtain currency, making the experience very much worthwhile.

I am tempted to purchase decorative Earth vegetation, but I will instead obtain sustenance, wash my human vessel in a chemical bath, and prepare for my lesson tonight, to learn more about how humans’ minds function.

When I returned to my habitat from my place of employment today, I obtained more face paints in the mail. I shall use them to decorate my vessel tomorrow. I hope the human at my place of employment who always compliments my face paint, likes it as well.

P.S. I have attached an image of the moth carcass I obtained yesterday, as a gift to myself for romantic procreation day.

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